Sunday, July 19, 2009

A Win-Win


OK - so after reading the positively pathetic comments by Kelly actually trying to defend what Paul says, I have decided to shut this blog down. You win Kelly!!! Congrats. Now go away and take care of things that should be important in your life.
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What annoys me the most about the whole situation is that I used to stick up for Kelly when Paul put her down!! And this is the thanks I get. Of course, I do realize that Paul has filled her head with lies.
Here is a simple example: Paul complained that Kelly does needlepoint or cross stitch (he claimed he had no clue what it was called) and Kelly actually had the nerve to try to talk to him about that boring stuff. Paul told me he HATES that crap. Well, I certainly was taken aback. While some of my hobbies include 'manly' things like welding, furniture refinishing, and working on my truck engine, what Paul did not realize is that I too, do 'girley' stuff. I enjoy cooking (Paul claimed that Kelly totally sucks at cooking - and very rarely bothers at all - he said he does 99% of the cooking - and laundry too!!! - and he is pissed because he works and she doesn't), quilting, crocheting, knitting (European method) and needlepoint when I find the time. I told him that it was pretty shitty of him not to be supportive of his wife's hobbies just because he doesn't like them. He quickly dropped the subject. Although quilting came up about a year later.......
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Since I do not like to lose - I have come up with the perfect Win-Win situation!!!
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The Secret Life of Lurch
Lurch (about 30 years ago):
For those of you following the blog about Paul, I am sure you will find the new one just as informative and entertaining as this one. In fact, I am positive. Granted, it is completely made up, but might in fact have characters and situations that are quite similar actual real life situations. But any similarity is purely coincidental.

Bertha (also taken about 30 years ago - she has much shorter hair now - but still has the mustache!!):
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This is the story of Lurch and Bertha and how Lurch cheats on Bertha - just like so many men do in real life!!! And it contains helpful information on how to spot those scum bags who cheat. So update your links and here we go....

If it does not work, email me at viewfrom32@yahoo.com and I will send you the link - and, yeah, there is a certain irony in using that account!!! :-)
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I will leave this up for awhile so that my readers can find the new blog.
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And Kelly - if you do show up at the fictional blog, please remember to be polite, respect others, and use logic. Your questions might be answered - accusations or rudeness or incoherent rantings will either be ignored or deleted. Although all of your correspondence to me has been 'ugly,' you would be surprised to find that I am a nice, fair and reasonable (albeit, snarky) person - why else do you think Paul chased after me for so long????

9 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

OMG I JUST FOUND THIS BLOGGER< I KNOW PAUL. HE IS WELL KNOWN FOR HIS ALLEY CAT WAYS. HE WILL CHASE ANYTHING HOPING TO SCORE

JumpIt said...

Are you serious??

WTF.

P_L_I_A_J said...

JumpIt - not quite sure what you are asking???

Queen_of_the_Serpents said...

I feel sad that you are giving up this blog... :(
However, I'm looking forward to the fictional blog! ;)

JumpIt said...

I'm feeling the same way as Queen of the Serpents is - I'm disappointed your stopping the blog! Each post was a fantastic read; I just don't understand why you're choosing to shut it down after a bunch of blog posts basically saying you weren't going to give kelly what she wanted. You don't have to explain, especially to me, but I'm just disappointed.

P_L_I_A_J said...

JumpIt - I am happy to explain - I owe it to you guys.

I decided to drop it not because of me - Kelly and Paul have absolutely no legal case against me. However, after reading that sick post from Kelly about 'boiling bunnies' I became concerned for my best friend. I kept my horses over at her house and I am concerned that either Paul or Kelly will go over there and try to hurt her horses thinking that one of them is mine in an attempt to get revenge/justice against me.

I know it may sound like quitting, but my friends are too important to me.

But, please check out the new blog - I PROMISE you will like it >:-)

P_L_I_A_J said...

See the new blog on why I thing Lurch is dangerous

http://thesecretlifeoflurch.blogspot.com/

P_L_I_A_J said...

Ooops, that's "think" not "thing"...